So, Security At Times Square Is So Tight Now...

...they can't even be bothered with some woman obviously stealing a hotel lobby table.

Out of Control!

There are a couple of SFVOSP updates in process right now, please stand by.

(pictured above, the ravages of partying and doing drugs have finally taken their toll on a popular actress)

***Star Wars, Episode VI: The Return of the SFVOSP***

The Shorter Fatter Version of Scott Peterson. When he rains, he pours. Andrew Gall spotted the less towering, less svelte copy of Scott Peterson on the way to work today. This is his submittal:

Things we've learned about the SFVOSP this morning:

---he wears Tommy Hilfiger carpenter jeans
---he reads the Sun Times
---he enjoys yogurt

There was a near-confrontation when a woman briskly exited the elevator, bumping the arm of our bulging brother-in-arms. But nothing happened. He exited quickly on 22.

(pictured above, Vince's rendering of the SFVOSP. It should be noted that Vince has NOT seen this person and is basing his drawing on Andrew's description)

UPDATE: EADJ reporters will make a complete list of all businesses operating on the 22nd floor and slowly deduce the SFVOSP's place of work.