The ProofrEADJer: Early September Edition

An Old Couple I Spotted Sleeping At A Sears In Jersey

Here's why it's totally cool:

• Sears put the comfy recliners there.

• All of the TVs were displaying a relaxing montage of nature with new age music

• They're old

• They're adorable

• They've been busy shopping at the Gap (and Sears, mind you, so they're paying customers)

• They kept their pants on

• Sears doesn't want to cause a PR stir by throwing out an Asian couple

• Sears won't hassle them on their way out the way Best Buy would

• It actually is a good ad for the chairs and TVs at Sears

• MSG makes you sleepy

• They probably did not leave that tissue in the brown chair

• The clerk probably spotted me and didn't want to throw out "my parents."

I Have a Filthy Mind, Part 2

A well-meaning design piece about lowering your cholesterol, made hilarious by junior high-level humor. Huh huh. Huh huh huh huh huh.