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More Godawful Taglines For A Bad Movie That Didn't Ask For Them

And Even More Selections From The Sharper Image Catalog

Previous Sharper Image entries here.

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Three Things Cannot Be Long Hidden: The Sun, The Moon, and The Pathmark

And these last two make me think there was a speed walker going through the store and decided to drop their hand weights:

The ProofrEADJer: April Showers Edition

And three from a car wash:

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Smecial Dreams Entry

Apparently Vince still stars in a lot of dreams.

Happy Labor Day Weekend From EADJ

Childbirth is an exciting, exhilarating new stage in your life. Your body will go through a harrowing but ultimately rewarding transformation from woman to child bearer. This transformation is known as labor.

Your contractions- as they get closer together- will herald your new life, both literally and figuratively. Stay attuned to your body's signals as you enjoy the natural drum roll that is labor. Feel the way your body seizes up and your pulse quickens as your uterine muscles begin pushing that placental miracle towards your vaginal opening. Also, pay special attention to the acute new feelings of elastic agony that your labia majora and labia minora encounter as they're stretched to the limit. Burn a candle.

Wait, this weekend isn't about that? Oh, right.

***UPDATE*** I already made this lame joke five years ago! I'm finished creatively!