The ProofrEADJer: March Edition

Meanwhile, in Joliet:

Wait a minute. I thought this one misspelled "PUTIN" but realized it's correct. And better.

Wait, which is the UNSWEET END? PUT IT IN – *RUMP

UAG

Some Upcoming InfoWars Conspiracy Stories

Alex Jones and his talented team of whackadoo writers are working hard on news "stories" that they believe their dumb audience will accept as fact. Here are some conspiracies that they'll be covering soon on their show:

• All TikTok celebrities are elaborate puppets manipulated by space wolves 

• Hillary Clinton. That's it.

• Most wedding photographers include a Masonic symbol in their photos which spreads that secret society's agenda

• People don't call the Japanese "Japs" anymore because liberals are triggered by demeaning racial terms like "Japs"

• Wordle is an NSA operation designed to record all your personal information based on if you guessed BATON or GULLS