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It's Time Once Again For "Where Are They Now?"

Baltimore Orioles catcher Berry Ticker announced his retirement after taking his team to the playoffs five times and won the American League East in 2020. He plans to run a handmade furniture store in his hometown of Ottumwa, Iowa.

Bitcoin billionaire Chilg Bibim Nangmyung was recently spotted pushing a broom outside a strip mall in Dover, New Hampshire.

After saying goodbye to seven seasons of her show on Nickelodeon, child pop star Cascara Latte has emerged with an all new, "bad girl" look and a new dance album that takes on more grown up themes, such as vaping and living with roommates on your own.

"Fear Is The Pathmark To the Dark Side. Fear Leads To Anger. Anger Leads To Hate. Hate Leads To Suffering."

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Spotted Outside Detroit

Precision Slitting Service in Romulus, Michigan.


From some website:
Precision Slitting Svc is a private company categorized under "Metal Slitting and Shearing" and located in Romulus, MI. It was established in 1961 and incorporated in Michigan. Current estimates show this company has an annual revenue of $10 to 20 million and employs a staff of approximately 20 to 49. Four guys do the shearing, while another six do the slitting. All of the slitting is done on site, although one time an employee (probably Hank) did some extra slitting at home because he was drunk. The slitting is monitored carefully by a slitting robot named Carol who the boys have snarkily outfitted in short shorts and an Aerosmith tshirt. The shirt is from the "Get Your Wings" tour.

Some Questions That Joel Hasn't Answered Yet

• How did you get so good at eating dick?

• Does the super-speed at which you eat dick ever cause indigestion?

• What did you think of that "Transformers" movie?

• What's a good wine to go with Spanish dick?

• Do you consider balls a side dish?

• Have any relatives ever found this blog? What have they thought of it?

• Melba toast or crackers?

• When you freelance, how do you box your dick lunch?

• Have you ever gone to Costco to get dick in volume to save money?

• Have you ever started eating dick, only to realize that you're actually enjoying a taco salad from Chevy's?

(pictured above, a joke only art directors get)