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Three Chords And the Pathmark

A List of Things Kanye West Would Probably Not Like Based On Past Reactions To Things He Doesn't Like

• fluorescent golf balls

• the whole Elf On The Shelf thing

• elements with no stable isotopes in the Periodic Table of Elements

• Nerf

• the famous park bench scene in "Good Will Hunting"

• Rudyard Kipling's poem Gunga Din

• staying at a Marriott

• Weird Al doing a parody of one of his songs

• The Houston Oilers "Derrick Dolls" cheerleaders

• work of any kind

• anonymity

• humility

• keeping his opinions to himself

• the gradient tool in Photoshop

• making a puppet by markering a face on your hand

• any books about farts, farting or flatulence

• Gaston from "Beauty and the Beast"

The ProofrEADJer: Augustus Editionus

It's "Hillary," idiot.

Dear Tara, 

If you insist on putting the word "gourmet" on everything, at least spell it right once.