Another Unsolicited Google Photo-Thingy

A few months ago, Google saw fit to add some gimmicky bonus bullshit to a perfectly mediocre EADJ entry. Today, we received another alert that Google did this unasked-for shit again:

See that "Mix" button? If you click it, NOTHING HAPPENS. That's because all the photos of Vince's Uncle Roberto are ALL IDENTICAL. So there's no animation to make, Google geniuses. Here, check it out for yourself.

Where Does "Gooby" Sit In The EADJ Crappinuum?

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Okay, "Gooby," sucked worse than "Da Station," but of course it somehow didn't suck as hard as "Somewhere Tomorrow," starring Sarah Jessica Parker. I think the reason for this is that the "Gooby" filmmakers were truly attempting to create something enjoyable but didn't have the talent to do it, whereas those who made "Somewhere Tomorrow" wanted to create a thriller but were too lazy to figure out how the story would play out and tacked on a stupid surprise ending.

I know. We could split frayed teddy bear butt hairs here all day, but the big takeaway here is that "Gooby" sucked. Bad. And being a movie geared for kids is no excuse to suck.

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