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The EADJ Fashion Roundup: Fall Collection

I wanted to help this woman with her zipper in church, but I didn't want to get pepper sprayed.

These two unbearable hipsters were discussing the Gillette Fusion5 vs. ProGlide.

I just recently watched "Us," so seeing this guy in all red kind of freaked me out. Would've been freakier if he were carrying a large scissors.

This represents the entire spectrum of fashion choices women can make.

See? Secret agent men can be frumpy slobs, too.

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Fashion A Makeshift Saddle

So you're stranded with your horse and plan to ride a distance but you don't have a saddle handy. What to do? Follow these quick steps to save yourself a lot of riding pain!

1) Take three or four thick blankets and arrange them so that they cover 4 ft x 5 ft.

2) Without bunching them up, carefully tie the four corners of the blankets so that they don't unfold.

3) With two longer lengths of rope, tie the bundle to your horse. Make sure they're tight but not constraining the horse's movements or hurting her.

4) Try riding on it a few times to make sure it's comfortable enough for the long ride.

And speaking of long rides, if you've hired my limo to take you to the airport, please don't tip less if there's traffic. I have no control over it and maybe you should've planned ahead a little to make your flight. Stay safe, kids!

♫ And The Pathers Gonna Path, Path, Path, Path, Path and The Markers Gonna Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark... ♫

An Imagined Conversation

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