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Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Due to contract changes or whatever the shit, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Hulu this week:

• Amazon Prime: A Netflix Original

• Naked Catholic Mass

• We Recreate "Stranger Things" Using Stranger Things Merchandise

• Piano Wire: A Pianist/Assassin Weighs In

• Turducken: A Show Within A Show Within A Show

• Jaws 1, 3, and 5

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Hulu this week: 

• Jaws 2. 4 and 6

• Foolish Beach: The Unauthorized Debbie Gibson Biography, In Bikinis

• Everything I Did To Your Mother Last Night

• Let's See If This Flushes

• Cooking With The Brönte Sisters

• Furry News

• Bitch, Fleas (a pet grooming show)

• Toddlers React To A Bad Smell

The Latest In Hip Hop Awfulness

Here now are the wackest or most confusing mixtape or album covers in hip hop. 

Is that a tractor beam? Or are they underwater? It looks like the Thunder From Down Under gained superpowers during one of their strip shows.

Let's reinforce the stereotype that a black President only would drink Cristal, smoke blunts, and stock up on white plastic assault weapons.

Jackie Chain presents Bruce Lean. Starring Jet Leek, Michelle Yo Yo Yo, Sammo Hungdown, and Jean Claude Van Dayyummm.

Hey Juicy J, if you have that much shiny exploding tits and ass on your album cover, are you really going to offend anybody by including the full word "bitch?"

Young Jeezy and his entourage are confused by the holographic airport map and are left wondering where the Cinnabon is.

Hi! Welcome to Compton! May I remind you to wear your seatbelt, as that is the local traffic law in this fine burg? Happy travels, fair tourist!

Terrible name for an album. But points for using the coloring section of a children's activity page for your artwork.

AGAIN WITH THAT BLUE SMOKY TRACTOR BEAM SHIT.

You can photoshop Nicki Minaj doing virtually anything and her reputation won't suffer a whit.

To be honest, "Panty Droppers Vol. 9" felt pretty incomplete, after Panty Droppers 1-8 fulfilled so many listeners' panty dropping needs. Here now Sam Hoody and DJ X Factor make it right by releasing addendum 9.5 so those panties can drop to their fullest.

 Gucci Mane and his friends devour the Times Square New Year's Ball and fart out an impressive array of pyrotechnics.

Wearing a t-shirt with melted nacho cheese is very, very, very gangsta. Because nothing that is seriously 'street' has ever been practical.

Two OBVIOUSLY RICH fellows forget who goes first in chess– the brown or the black? Meanwhile, one of the panty dropped women from 9.5 just tripped trying to find the chess rulebook.

EADJ Crappinema Recap, Or Recrappinema

Sorry about doing yet another entry about "Ten Inch Hero," but this is part of the process:


"Ten Inch Hero" falls squarely behind "My Boys Are Good Boys" as the third most "enjoyable" movie that we've reviewed on the Crappinema, which is quite an accomplishment. Part of this can be attributed to the huge amount of things to make fun of, and another part is the presence of tits, two things not usually seen in romantic comedies, except for maybe "The Wedding Crashers."

And since we're on the subject of the EADJ Crappinema, some of you may be wondering why we don't review horror movies. Well, the thing is, horror movies are so formulaicly done and almost always inherently bad to begin with, so to make fun of them would be an exercise in futility. As opposed to "Ten Inch Hero," which is totally not a waste of time.