Hoo-boy. Now, I have watched some shitty movies for the EADJ Crappinema before, but this marks the first time I ever watched one of these turds TWICE. The reason for this being that I had the entire write-up for "Dead Awake" ready to go, but I lost my iPod during my commute, and all of the files for that write-up were stored on it. So I took a second bullet for you motherfuckers and watched the dang thing again, taking screenshots and adding my pithy comments, all from square one.
I never recovered that iPod, by the way. Too bad. It had all my Maroon 5 music on it.
The following is the dialogue lifted verbatim from this scene:
Old Man:
(indicating yo-yo) He never puts that bloody thing down.
Nick Stahl: It's a sentimental thing. A yo-yo almost always comes back to you… reminds me of the mistakes I've made.
Old Man: Mistakes. We all make mistakes.
Nick Stahl: There's a difference between mistakes and… regrets.
(Old Woman smiles and put her hand on Nick Stahl's arm. Nick Stahl notices her Claddagh ring.)
Old Woman: Decko gave me that. The hands are for friendship, the heart is for love, and the crown is for loyalty.
Nick Stahl: Someone close to me had the same ring. (sighs) And if the heart is pointed inward, it means your heart is taken.
(Old Woman makes kissy face to Old Man.)
Old Man: Shite. They'd better go get me Viagra.
Overall Grade: F
To help wash out the bad taste from watching this horrible movie TWICE, here is Rose McGowan in her prime:
