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New EADJ Segment: Creators Explain

As a public service, EADJ would like to share our spotlight with those who don't have quite the massive audience we do. All summer, we will be featuring the creator of a beach toy and ask them to explain it and the inspiration behind it.

This week: Hurley Turwell, the inventor of Spyderball.

HT: Spyderball, man. It's like volleyball meets handball meets "Top Gun", man! Instead of a volleyball net, you got this crazy beach trampoline, and you gotta bounce it off the trampoline to score over the other team. The ball is smaller than a kickball, so you can grip it and really whale on the other team, man!

EADJ: Why do you call it Spyderball?

HT: Because the trampoline is sort of like a web, and you gotta really keep your eye on the ball, so you gotta SPY it, get it? 

EADJ: Are you on drugs right now?

HT: No way, man! I'm natural! You wanna play a few rounds of Spyderball?

EADJ: No, we're good.

Some Instagram Filters We're Still Waiting For

Sure, we've all used Valencia, Lo-fi and Brannan, but what other upcoming filters does Instagram have in the pipeline? EADJ has a list of some new filters to look out for:

• Humility
• De-duckface
• RoseTintedExistence
• StillGotIt
• BoredTeenager
• BatteryDrainer
• ChristYouLookLikeShitNow
• UpMyNose
• Jew
• FadedDaguerrotype
• EmulsionTransfer
• IgnoringMyStepchildren
• SuburbanGangsta
• MyHusbandDonSterlingIsGoingToHateThis
• AlabamaSmog
• JustEatTheDamnThingAlready

What filters are you excited to start using?

A Special Message From The Bassist From Spit My Rage

Hi guys.

I'm Dougie, bassist for the hardcore band Spit My Rage. You might remember me from my brutal bass licks on the song "Curse You Out" and from the video for "Knife Heart."

No? Maybe you've memorized the slap-bass style (something I've worked on for six months!) on "P*ss Drunk and Plenty." Or a similar style I used on the main hook for "Darkened Lighthouse," the B-side to our second single, "Scream On, Tabitha."

Still, nothing? That's cool. You follow the band as a whole and haven't learned all the individual band member's names. I guess it doesn't help things that most of our album sales (almost 300!) on iTunes doesn't include liner notes. So I can understand that.

Spit My Rage. You've heard of us, right? Spit My Rage? We're all over the place. We played the Beholden Tour 2006-2009. We were onstage with Cruss at the Milwaukee Summerfest, for crying out loud. We're friggin' famous!

No? Fuck you.

Dumb YouTube Comment O' The Fortnight: Basit Hound

From a "Basset Hound Puppies" page, a comment by "Blakefe," who hails directly from the pages of "Of Mice And Men:"

i just showed this to my mom she love her basit we call him ralph ever cence we got him dad has give him all the nick names he gave me and mom gets us all mixed up when she calls for one of us like she would whant me but she would call ralp or george(dad) and then say i mean blake or in any other order