New EADJ Segment: Creators Explain

As a public service, EADJ would like to share our spotlight with those who don't have quite the massive audience we do. All summer, we will be featuring the creator of a beach toy and ask them to explain it and the inspiration behind it.

This week: Hurley Turwell, the inventor of Spyderball.

HT: Spyderball, man. It's like volleyball meets handball meets "Top Gun", man! Instead of a volleyball net, you got this crazy beach trampoline, and you gotta bounce it off the trampoline to score over the other team. The ball is smaller than a kickball, so you can grip it and really whale on the other team, man!

EADJ: Why do you call it Spyderball?

HT: Because the trampoline is sort of like a web, and you gotta really keep your eye on the ball, so you gotta SPY it, get it? 

EADJ: Are you on drugs right now?

HT: No way, man! I'm natural! You wanna play a few rounds of Spyderball?

EADJ: No, we're good.

Lid Bib, Mang

Hey, mang. You heard of Lid Bib, mang? New thang, mang. Lid Bib save you from coffee on your shirt, mang. Save your shirt from staings, mang. Why take a chance, mang?

Lid Bib is like what it say, mang. Lid Bib is a bib like the bib you put on a baby, but you put on your coffee, mang. Prevents staings from stainging your shirt, mang. Easy as that, mang; I'm surprised nobody came up with that idea before, mang.


What, you think Lid Bib look ridiculous, mang? I tell you what look ridiculous, mang. Walking into a client meeting with big ol' coffee stang on your tie, mang. That's ridiculous, mang. You'll thang me later, mang, when your shirt and tie are perfect and you land that big Gunderson account, mang. And don' thang me, mang. Thang Lid Bib, mang.