Exciting New Speakers at the Upcoming VidCon

Content creators and influencers, REJOICE! VidCon is back and is better than EVAR! Here are the latest new guests scheduled to appear at this conference:

• CollegeHumor talks about how their material has strayed so far from jokes about campus food and cruddy dorm rooms

• Former YouTube Jenna Marbles discusses her new life as a Mennonite

• We speak to a person who claims to actually be influenced by influencers

• Free trucker hat giveaway! What, you guys don't wear those anymore?

• One of the Good Mythical Morning hosts checks his texts for 10 minutes onstage

• Tana Mongeau makes a duckface on an IMAX screen

• Mr. Beast buys the entire convention center and gives it to a kid who happens to walk by

A Burning Question With An Answer

Ever wonder why so many choking posters feature Asian people? Bubble tea.

UAG

Unfortunate Logo of the Month

There's not exactly a plethora of vaj in a blog named "Eat a Dick, Joel," so it's always refreshing to find a nice slit or tomahawk wound when it wanders through our doors. But what's disturbing about this unfortunate logo is that the cooter looks propped open with chopsticks.

But maybe that's just the dirty minds of the EADJ editing staff. What did other people in the office have to say?

A "G" is born. -Larry

Cool but meaningless and dated. 2001 -Matt Webb

Someone really needs a trim down there. -Michelle Litos, who probably has used her ginormous box of Brazilian wax by now (see all of the May 3 entries)

Is this the e-vite for Boblett and Brad's going away party???? -Lauren F

Those 3 horizontal rectangular shapes might look nice Feeling like those arc shapes, top one going up, bottom One going down, and the center one emulating the center Shape (with the "G") but rotate 90 degrees and 1/4 as fat. Move the 2 dots around the "THE" and replace the arrows. - The always professional Andrea Park

Educational material for men of all ages. Prodding sticks, not included. - Nikki Baker, whose train keeps rollin'

A yonic logo to match a high class bar, unlike Cans. -J'Net

And what do you think of the logo, Pewter Bear?


Fuck off, Pewter Bear. You don't know shit.