Showing posts with label Mister Wood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mister Wood. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 20, 2018
Monday, November 30, 2009
Friday, October 26, 2007
Oh My Shit. ‡‡‡‡BREAKING SFVOSP NEWS!!!!‡‡‡‡
Last night, at exactly 7:43 pm, Emily Sander and Emily Kane spotted the Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson!
"It was so amazing," Emily Sander texted, "Kane and I passed him on Michigan and then ran him down."
Sander and Kane's encounter has ended weeks of feverish speculation that Mister Wood had left his job at Adminastar Federal on the 22nd floor to pursue a career in fashion design or catty celebrity blogging. His last spotting was on Sept 25 by Phil Flicklicker.
This marks the first time in EADJ history that TWO people have spotted him together! The photograph above is only icing on the shorter, fatter cake. EADJ has seen fit to award both Emilies the coveted Platinum Mollusk Award for this watershed moment. Emily Sander's name has also been added to the list at the bottom of this page, under the shitty dartboard game.
Meanwhile, poor Vince has never seen the SFVOSP. Somebody help him!
Friday, May 11, 2007
Shorter. Fatter. Resembles Scott Peterson.
EADJ has learned that Josh Witherspoon spotted The Shorter Fatter Version of Scott Peterson over three weeks ago but neglected to report it. That pretty much amounts to a felony in Illinois.
Josh described being actually "shocked" to see the SFVOSP in the elevator, likening the experience to spotting a celebrity.
Josh's experience adds some stunning new information about the SFVOSP: He apparently is named "Mr. Wood," and he works on the 19th floor, not the 23rd floor as reported before.
Josh's name has now been added to the list of people at the bottom of this page who have spotted The Shorter Fatter Version of Scott Peterson.
(pictured above, Josh's drawing of the SFVOSP, which will be on my refrigerator very soon)
***SFVOSP UDATE***
Andrew Gall also spotted Mister Wood two days ago. Here is his account:
"Fleeting moment with the SFVOSP as he exited the elevator. He was dressed up today, wearing a pink shirt and tie with tan pants. Looked both festive and professional."
EADJ regrets not posting this sooner and now wishes it weren't a felony.
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