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We Re-Caption Some Falun Gong Exercises

"WASSUP NEW YOOOOOORK?"

"I've got the baby, but where is that closet light?"

"C'mon and dry, roll-on. I'm late for work!"

"♪ My name is Alexander Hamilton ♪"

"Sorry. I don't care if you do know the DJ. I can't let you in without an ID."

"Who twisted me into this position? Some angry short guy, about this high."

But on a rare serious note, Falun Gong practitioners have been persecuted by the Communist Party in China, which sucks. Maybe read about it here.

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The EeyAy Deejay Fashion Roundup

Not to bag on someone's cultural heritage, but that guy looks like he works at a Minnesota Vikings Hot Dog On A Stick.

Training masks are all the rage. See, everybody's Batman these days.

Did you know? When you were a skin tight high-slit cotton skirt on a children's Ferris wheel, that automatically puts you on several Federal watch lists.

Camo loafers are good whether you're a preppy SEAL Team Six sniper or someone who wants to look like they're always strolling through a pile of leaves.

Not to bag on anybody's cultural heritage, but that guy better be careful of near-sighted Pac-Men: