Update: New Perks To AMC Stubs Membership!

AMC is adding even more benefits to its already successful Stubs membership program that both new and existing cardholders can enjoy. Here are the latest:

• If you walk out of a movie because it's terrible, we will loudly beg you to stay

• Free popcorn with a little too much garlic in it. You can ask for less garlic, but we will always put just a little too much in there for you.

• Regardless of what movie is playing, you're allowed to insist that "Paddington 2" was way better.

• Free AMC Stubs Jibbitz pin to put on your Crocs, you disheveled slob of a human.

• The Stubs card is now razor sharp for you to throw and kill someone with (in AMC theatres only)

Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"Oh God. I feel so exposed. Where are my gloves?"

"You know, Chad, I think we've all taken this intramural game a little too far. Maybe it's time to for us to just take a step ba.... GOAL!!!! WE JUST SCORED ON YOU, CHAD! EAT IT!"

"I said certified copy / seven days a week / wet-ass pussy / make that pull-out game weak"

"Eww. Someone got their DNA all over the BLOODLINE. Gross!"

"Alexa, is it a full moon tonight?"

"In a way, yes."

"Boo."

THE END

"What? No one here likes the J. Geils Band anymore?"

"Jesus. You pull over to pee just for five minutes in Georgia and suddenly have to deal with psycho rednecks."