Even More Memorable Lines To Movies I Haven't Watched

"An angry granny charging at me with two knitting needles."

(translated from Swedish) "This barn is the right size but too drafty to host our wedding reception."

"Hey goat. It's good to see you. I like your beard. I had a beard like that in "The Perfect Storm". Did you see that movie?"

"Ever feel like you're doing the same thing over and over again?"

"No, this is my first movie."

"Forgive me, Father, for I am about to find out what's under those vestments!" 

"Why do they call you 'Pegging Peggy?' OHHH."

UAG

Google Plus Does It Again

What the shit is this? I imagine Google+ has some sort of image scanning algorithm that finds multiple copies of the same photos and then animates them into a bizarro gif like you see below.

Kinda jazzy, really. I'd rather watch this for 2 hours than that movie again.

The EADJ ProofrEADJer, September Edition

And submitted just this morning by Scott Wild(!):



But I think this has to be the granddaddy of typo shots:

"Look at that wee blue thing!" she said.

(pictured above, the girl from the liquor store makes fun of my dinky hybrid car as I buy liquor for the wedding reception)

Tianna momentarily comes out of rehab

(pictured above, Tianna helps Balls and Andrew model the sweet fucking new Thumper Thursday t-shirts.)