Let's Scoop The Innards Out Of The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Andrew Gall:

New pret a manger (shudder) opened in the merchandise mart today.

Giving away free food. Shuddering Madness!

Mel Tells The Baltimore Story

My cousin Mel tells the story about my mother (who he calls "Auntie Boots") and his last visit to Baltimore.



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***SFVOSP. Too Much Ain't Enough***

Michelle joins the hallowed Pantheon (or the Parthenon) of folks who have spotted the Shorter Fatter Version of Scott Peterson.

"Got on the elevator with me this morning at 9:08 am. He exited the elevator on the 23rd floor."

By joining this elite team of witnesses, Michelle is now qualified for a free membership at Lakeshore Fitness for a year. She also gets a lifetime supply of Pier One coasters, a burlap sack full of Nads, and a pocketful of luck.

Good job, Michelle!

(pictured above, Michelle's AMAZING rendition of The SFVOSP, who seems pretty tall considering how high the Captivate thing really is)