The Grammys!

This Friday, CBS presents the 408th Annual Grammys, celebrating the best in music for 2023-2024.

featuring performances by:

Howie Duskfeather!

The Podcasters!

Shawna Gettyimages!

The amateurish YouTube stylings of Atharv Arpalanawa!

A special reunion of the 90s grunge band GREST!

Musical puppeteer Donald Thoroughford!

Lil' DebE and the Swiss Rollz

Constipated Hank!

Professor In-Charge Stooo-Dent Debt!

The Felt Bulges!

The Meritocracy Sisters!

The WeQuitOurDayJobs!

The ProofrEADJer, August Edition

How To Tell The Seasons in Brooklyn

Slow News Day.

(pictured above, the part of a van that looks like a Lego Minifig mooning you)

Let's punch the EADJ Mail Sack to assert our power over it!

(The following was a CHI ALL email sent by Jessica Foster the other day)

------ Forwarded Message
From: Jessica Foster
Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2007 13:34:49 -0600
To: #CHI_ALL <#CHI_ALL@C-K.com>
Conversation: Missing Fake Chicken
Subject: Missing Fake Chicken

Hello!
I brought an unopened box of MorningStar Veggie Chick Patties to work to EAT all week. They are MIA. If anyone has any leads regarding this tragedy please let me know.

Thanks,
Very Hungry Art Director

"Yes I sent this to chi all," Jessica writes, "Yes I did."

(The following was a response sent by Pat Nathan to Jessica)

From: Pat Nathan
Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2007 14:04:14 -0600
To: Jessica Foster
Conversation: Missing Fake Chicken
Subject: RE: Missing Fake Chicken

I didn't take your veggie patties.

pn

Can You Eat The Dick Tonight

On Joel's flight back to L.A. from the Florida Keys, he was lucky to find a special "Joel Only" copy of SkyMall in his seat pouch. And as fast as he could whip out his automatic pencil, he was filling out the order form. Here is just a sample of the many items that Joel has coming his way in 6-8 weeks: