Spotted at an AirBnb in Detroit

A dog butthole by Roberto Borboa

Another List of Things That Are Cuter Than Ariana Grande

Pop phenom Ariana Grande isn't content with selling millions of records– she also doing everything in her considerable power to let you to know that she's the cutest thing since sliced baby bread. With all due respect, here is a list of things that happen to be objectively cuter than Ms. Grande:

• pizza cutters shaped like the Starship Enterprise

• Slow moving bears

• The word "curlicue"

• The way Nick Offerman giggles

• dwarf furniture

• glitter glue on a kitten's paws

• The paragraph symbol (aka pilcrow) : ¶

• Charlyne Yi

• The way dogs look like they're smiling when they pant

• Elementary school drinking fountains

• Steven Mnuchin's gorgeous actress wife (just kidding. She SUCKS)

• Custard

10 Comments About the Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge Smuggler's Run Pass for Disneyland

1) Are you sure you want a pre-tween girl captaining this thing?

2) Especially when jumping to lightspeed, should be at the controls like that?

3) I mean, I know the navicomputer (which the older brother probably operated) calculated the safest route for a jump to lightspeed, but still, putting an 8 year old there is pretty unsafe, right?

4) Where are they going in such a hurry? And why are they so thrilled about it?

5) What kind of parents are these that drag their children into a life of smuggling?

6) Will the Dad refuse to ask for directions if they get lost?

7) Who farted?

8) Or is that the smell of Wookiee?

9) Do they realize the Hosnian system has been destroyed by the First Order's Starkiller base station? RIP

10) Will Disney send this blog a cease and desist order?

UAG

"Texas Rangers" and Its Place in Crappinema History

Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 2% rotten rating, but I can't say it was that bad.

Sure, it sucked monkey nuts and had some surprisingly boring shoot out scenes, and perhaps they overused the shit out of the traveling-montage-with-a-map-superimposed-technique, and maybe James Van Der Beek and Ashton Kutcher were boring and maybe it was all filmed on the cheap like some Hallmark Original Movie, but I'll tell you what-

It was never, ever as bad as "Jock of the Bushveldt."

Click to enlarge. "Texas Rangers" finds its place between "KAW!" and "Da Station."