Spotted on Facebook

With so many people in lockdown, Walmart found it important that kids have both a place to sleep and an area to have coffee with a friend when they wake up.

10 Comments About the Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge Smuggler's Run Pass for Disneyland

1) Are you sure you want a pre-tween girl captaining this thing?

2) Especially when jumping to lightspeed, should be at the controls like that?

3) I mean, I know the navicomputer (which the older brother probably operated) calculated the safest route for a jump to lightspeed, but still, putting an 8 year old there is pretty unsafe, right?

4) Where are they going in such a hurry? And why are they so thrilled about it?

5) What kind of parents are these that drag their children into a life of smuggling?

6) Will the Dad refuse to ask for directions if they get lost?

7) Who farted?

8) Or is that the smell of Wookiee?

9) Do they realize the Hosnian system has been destroyed by the First Order's Starkiller base station? RIP

10) Will Disney send this blog a cease and desist order?

The ProofrEADJer: First of May Edition

And these three from that viral used car video:

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week Of November 4

Feel free to cut and paste any of these unloved hashtags into your own unloved Twitter feed:

#AIDSrevivalist

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#callingwhitepeoplemassa

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Drunk or Happy.

(pictured above, Toddman5000 and Nikki Baker, as shot by Annie Leibowitz at Gage, June 20, 2007)