Monday, December 22, 2025

It's Time To Play "Did They Christmas Bang?"

Welcome to EADJ's first annual round of "Did They Christmas Bang?" where we guess if the lead actors of a Christmas Hallmark movie either banged or not based on their appearance on the movie poster. Let's begin!


Yes.


No.


Probably not. {The man and the older woman, you pervert!)


Probably not, seeing how they all seem like family. Ew.

Yes. Dude banged both of them, possibly in front of the fireplace.


Oh fuuuuuck yes. And she pegged him with that whisk.


Nah.


No. She's gay. They married to hide it.


No. She could do better than the concierge at Hyatt.


These two rutted like rabbits with their Timbos still on.


No.


No.


No.


Yes, maybe. Lots of power play here. But yeah, it probably happened.


No.


Speed round: Yes/Yes; No; No.

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