Happy Halloween From All of Us at EADJ

We hope you have a great time taking your smaller kids trick or treating at 2pm when it's still light out and another great time giving candy out to teenagers from one town over trick or treating without costumes at 1am.

Highlights From Last Week's VidCon

VidCon has wrapped up another week of content creators and influencers sharing their tips and wisdom to wannabe vloggers and podcasters. Here are a few highlights:

• Jake Paul murdered

• TaffyKappy6 proposed to her girlfriend while both were streaming. She said no!

• Musician ToddPlays tuned his guitar for 20 minutes and then fell asleep

• Gaffo and MudGuard reunited after a 3 year hiatus to prank a baby

• The Instagram model "ho off"

• TikTok star LilBrasstard shows off his A.I. family

• Renowned astrophysicist Burçin Mutlu-Pakdil makes a brief appearance before realizing this is not the TED talk she was scheduled for

UAG

The Answers To Yesterday's Which Can, Cleric's Bun

Did you get them all?

It's Time Once Again To Play Which Can, Cleric's Bun!

Match the toilet to their location below. To make this a little easier, we've included the mug shot of every Trump ally booked on charges in connection with efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election results in Georgia:

Mark Meadows: Kokkari, San Francisco, CA

Kenneth Chesebro: Medieval Times, Lindhurst, NJ

John Eastman: Board and Brew Cafe, College Park, MD

Jenna Ellis: Museum of Sex, NYC

Sidney Powell: Sugar Loaf, Rio De Janeiro, Brazil

Rudy Giuliani: Bagger Dave's, Detroit, MI

Answers tomorrow!

Dog Park Missed Connections

The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the limping Greyhound

Me: the chubby Pug with the little hat

Hey bro we should hang out LOL you peed like a champ LOL

You: the Weimaraner with the dorky harness

Me: the Setter mix with the gorgeous ass

Your name was Gordo, right? Did you see my ass? It is great. Smell it sometime!

You: the Dachshund with the chip on his shoulder

Me: the friendly Beagle mix

I saw you over by the hoop that no one ever runs through. We should plow.

You: the insufferable Golden Retriever with the BELL on your COLLAR?!

Me: the Havanese still on a leash (my owner's a dick)

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BEING SO HAPPY AND FRIENDLY TO EVERYONE? SHOW OFF. CALL ME SOMETIME

Info Wars Presents: Conspiracy Theories FOR KIDS

PragerU has launched programs to indoctrinate children with far right beliefs. Not to be outdone, Info Wars is announcing the following conspiracy theories directly to children:

• Your parents are withholding most of your allowance and giving it to illegals

• Slavery was just a bunch of grown ups playing farmer and boss

• What really sank the Titanic? Drag queens.

• McDonald's McFlurries are delicious because they're made with liberal tears

• Krampus is actually Nancy Pelosi

• Fidget Poppers are a gateway to queer poppers