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The Hall of Abominations Grows Yet More Once Again

Just last week, we added a foot with feet to the Hall of Anthropomorphic Horrors. A quick Google search of other recursive characters brought us a whole tour-busload of things doing things with their own kind. And they weren't just limited to body parts with body parts.

 

Here now are the latest entries of things doing things with their own things:

 

And here's a Lifetime Achievement award to a classic:

 

 HORRIFIC!

The Hall Of Anthropomorphic Horrors Grows

Not long ago, we introduced to you two abominations of nature: a tooth brushing his teeth and a hand with hands.

Now check this shit out. A FOOT with FEET.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW??!?!!!

Spotted Near South Orange, NJ

Totally. Chicken bones can kill dogs. So we should throw them in the trash!!!

…We're talking about throwing the chicken bones in the trash, right? Not throwing the dogs we just killed in the trash. 

Shit. Maybe we should throw BOTH in the trash, just to be sure. Sorry, doggie.

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Space Heater Expressions

The Holmes Y-78 felt pretty good about the weather getting colder.

The Emerson Duo-5 wasn't sure he was ready.

The Holmes Ceramic Oscillating Heater was all, "Come on guys! Let's do this!"

His brother, the Holmes Humidifer, was reluctant, however.

And so was the Holmes Cool Mist Humidifier.

The Hoomes Calefactor didn't take sides and was just chiiiiilll about everything.

The GE Housetech 8 was just THRILLED to be working again!

The McDougal 77V-45 wanted to kill something.

"Noooo!" urged the Matrosy Ambient Room Heater.

"YOU GUYS IS ALL CRAZY!" laughed the Peterman Elite Room Heater.

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