Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Every so often, Netflix renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Netflix this month:

• The Steve Bannon Comedy Festival

• Influencer Hunting

• Cooking With Meth

• The Last Hairbender

• Muppet Police Procedural

Here are the shows and movies that Netflix is removing from their lineup this month:

• America's Least Funny Home Videos

• Bollywood Squares

• Bottom Chef

• Bluey For Overthinkers

• Meerkat Timeshare

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain How "No-Line" Bifocals Work

"Ughh... that's a great question... gah... ah... "no-line" bifocals are also known as progressive ... uhhhh... lenses...lenses... aw man... They are multifocal lenses for presbyopic people that... GAH... can't breathe... FUCK... have the benefit of no visible lines between lenses... ah... ahh... uh... and... um, they take some getting used to but are really great once you....gah... gah... gah... *pees all over himself and the woman*

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Some Words and Phrases That Have Yet To Find Their Way Into A Jason Mraz Song

• cunt
• botched surgery
• strangulation
• anabolic
• eye-popping flavor
• stirrups
• garrotting
• Obamacare
• seminal vesicles
• grassy knoll
• sideboob
• Søren Aabye Kierkegaard
• body doubles
• frottage
• the ability of the Afghans to self govern
• Mushmouth from Fat Albert
• grenadine
• "controlling one's woman"
• plugin folders
• Dustin Diamond doing the Dirty Sanchez
• eye boogers
• target demographics
• convenience store sushi
• Injuns
• getting paid and it's the weekend coming and it's time to forget about the bad times
• Dusty Baker
• queefs
• mustard gas
• losing one's boner
• "Two Broke Girls"
• pissing matches
• matching pisses
• bacterial infections
• the nonexistence of God in a technological society
• Wisk detergent
• booty claps
• Kim Jong Un's fascination with the NBA

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