Who Says Copywriting is Dead?

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Accidental Exquisite Corpse

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My First Reaction Upon Seeing This Temu Ad:

The EADJ Pun Police: Concert Security Edition

Yes, this is a big venue. But the size of the crowd shouldn't keep me from doing my job. HEY YOU,  NO GLASS CONTAINERS ON THE GRASS! Let's keep an eye on the troublemakers and make sure the puns aren't too out of line, shall we?

Okay, that's a bit of a groaner. But it's a bold move to make an abortion joke. I'll allow it.

Rum-Ball. Ugh. That's not too good. Gonna have to kick them out next time they act up.

HEY SUBWAY! That's no way to behave in the pit! You're outta here!

I don't know who you are, but "GNAT A PROBLEM" is an awful pun and strictly forbidden at this venue as stated on your ticket, so you're OUT. OUT!

STOP THE SHOW! EVACUATE THE PREMISES! GET THE TALENT OFF THE STAGE! EVERYONE IS IN DANGER HERE! OUT! OUT! OUT! 

This Week On Chicago Whatever

Note: I haven't watched any of these shows, so this is me just making 100% bullshit up that I imagine happens:

Chicago P.D.

Captain Sawyer takes a sabbatical after the parade disaster to work on his trucks. Cassidy and Noah find common ground at the station. Wesley shoots a child.

Chicago Med

Superintendent Laprey makes an ultimatum to his staff to improve hospital efficiency. Gabby discovers her ectopic pregnancy is twins. Buddy and Vernita start a prank war in the ICU.

Chicago Fire

Mr. Desouza fires Ricky over a sexist comment about his niece. Nerida confronts her stalker with a fire hose. Munroe's balls stick to his leg again.

UAG

The ProofrEADJer: April Edition

Attention, Galaxoroma: hire a proofreader for your social posts.