This Week On Chicago Whatever

Note: I haven't watched any of these shows, so this is me just making 100% bullshit up that I imagine happens:

Chicago P.D.

Captain Sawyer takes a sabbatical after the parade disaster to work on his trucks. Cassidy and Noah find common ground at the station. Wesley shoots a child.

Chicago Med

Superintendent Laprey makes an ultimatum to his staff to improve hospital efficiency. Gabby discovers her ectopic pregnancy is twins. Buddy and Vernita start a prank war in the ICU.

Chicago Fire

Mr. Desouza fires Ricky over a sexist comment about his niece. Nerida confronts her stalker with a fire hose. Munroe's balls stick to his leg again.

Yet More Things That Are Cuter Than Ariana Grande

All previous entries here.

It isn't enough for ubiquitous popstar Ariana Grande to dominate the charts and radio playlists; she also would like the world to recognize her as the cutest thing EVAR. We at this humble blog respectfully disagree with Ms. Grande, offering the following list of things that are objectively cuter:

• Pony saddles

• Those little white shoes that the animated M&Ms wear.

• The way dogs wolf down cupcakes

• Origami Yoda

• That red cement ball in front of Target that kids love to climb on and that old people bump their hip against

• The German word for little bear: Bärchen

• The Mars Attacks! flying saucers

• Stuffing apples into your sleeves so it looks like you have biceps

• Squirtle