Coming Soon: Operation Hillbilly Teeth

In New York, it's very common to see someone's dropped business card or building pass. As a public service to protect these innocent people from potential identity theft, EADJ announces its new free service: Operation Hillbilly Teeth.

Operation Hillbilly Teeth works like this:

1) We find stray business cards and building passes.

2) We mail these pieces of sensitive information back to the owner. But we include in the package some free plastic Hillbilly Teeth.

3) We imagine these confused but grateful individuals trying on the Hillbilly Teeth.

Stay tuned as we soon document this amazing new public service. And to sign up to volunteer for Operation Hillbilly Teeth, please visit the sign-up board at your local Walgreen's or barber shop.

EADJ Pun Cops: On the Beat

(Cue "Dragnet" theme song)


The following suspects were rounded up in the last week for various pun infractions, misdemeanors and felonies. All suspects are considered innocent until convicted in a court of pun law.


Suspect: Airport souvenir shop in Albuquerque, NM.
Violation: Type 4 Pun-On-Garment Violation
Verdict: DEATH


Suspect: Ruth Halperin, realtor
Violation: Type 8 Realtor Pun Violation With Intent To Use As Permanent Slogan
Verdict: DEATH


Suspect: Brad J. Lamb, realtor
Violation: Type 3 Visual Pun Violation, Type 8 Realtor Violation Using One's Name As Crux of Pun
Verdict: Let Off With Verbal Warning


Suspect: The New York Daily News
Violation: Type 5 "Groaner"
Verdict: None. Read Article About Fashion Week. Was Pretty Good.


Suspect: USA Network
Violation: Type 6 "Groaner" Tagline Violation, Flagrant Disregard of Capital Letters
Verdict: DEATH


Suspect: Darren Star Productions, HBO Films, IFP Westcoast, and New Line Cinema
Violation: Type 9 "Groaner With Facepalm" Headline Violation, Use of Sarah Jessica Parker, Use of French
Verdict: DEATH

EADJ Friday Fun Contest Answer.

Tom was in the top right in the green T-shirt.
None of the submissions were correct, so the prize money goes back in the kitty.

Happy New Dick!

We at EADJ hope you had a good New Year's Eve at home, moodily eating whole cans of Pringles and arguing with your Mom about which channel to watch the big ball drop. Salut!