The following suspects were rounded up in the last week for various pun infractions, misdemeanors and felonies. All suspects are considered innocent until convicted in a court of pun law.
Suspect: Airport souvenir shop in Albuquerque, NM.
Violation: Type 4 Pun-On-Garment Violation
Verdict: DEATH
Suspect: Ruth Halperin, realtor
Violation: Type 8 Realtor Pun Violation With Intent To Use As Permanent Slogan
Verdict: DEATH
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Suspect: Brad J. Lamb, realtor
Violation: Type 3 Visual Pun Violation, Type 8 Realtor Violation Using One's Name As Crux of Pun
Verdict: Let Off With Verbal Warning
Suspect: The New York Daily News
Violation: Type 5 "Groaner"
Verdict: None. Read Article About Fashion Week. Was Pretty Good.
Suspect: USA Network
Violation: Type 6 "Groaner" Tagline Violation, Flagrant Disregard of Capital Letters
Verdict: DEATH
Suspect: Darren Star Productions, HBO Films, IFP Westcoast, and New Line Cinema
Violation: Type 9 "Groaner With Facepalm" Headline Violation, Use of Sarah Jessica Parker, Use of French
Verdict: DEATH
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