Cancellations For VidCon 2025

With a nasty stomach virus still going around and the revelation that event organizers are broke and can't pay, many VidCon attendees are cancelling their appearances at the upcoming influencer expo.

Some of the latest cancellations:

• Warga the Dipping Bird may agree to appear but WILL NOT DIP

• Sasha & Temu Caillou

• Prank Peloton Coaches

• Ghislaine Maxwell impersonator Gillaine Paxil

• "Affluencer" Rich Kid Tycoon McDucats

• Batmansplainer

• Andy Dick called in to tell VidCon that they will be "dickless". Classic.

Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"Wait, I thought you were a GOOD centipede, not the strangling kind!"

"I seek the woman who I danced with last night—only her foot will fit into this glass Croc."

"Ahhhh. That actually feels kind of refreshing!"

"The only thing worse than a massacre at this party full of dudes and bros is if this party full of dudes and bros hadn't been interrupted at all!"

"I know you don't want to let him chop off and eat your foot, Cassie, but he's your uncle."

"Women Are the Real Pathmarks of Society."

UAG

Au Revoir! Sayonara! Aloha! Goodbye to Shit!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

A Fiverr Request

With some spare change burning in my pocket, I decided to peruse the services over at Fiverr to see what bullshit I could spend it on. I came across this guy who designs esports logos which look pretty sweet:

I decided to message him a request that could challenge his illustration skills:

Stay tuned for his response! Let's get crackin'!