Welcome to the porn set! I hear it's your first time on camera, so I wanted to tell you to relax and just remember we can always stop rolling if you need to lube up or get a popper. Oh, also, before we get started, you might want to pick a porn name. There's a kaiser's helmet over there by the camera equipment full of unused porn names that you can pick for yourself. Keep in mind that they're a pretty terrible selection. Good luck!
Male
Barry D. Hatchett
Duck Duck Guzman
Dustin Foprints
Curtis E. Flush
Lou Hangin-Froot
Trey Bouchet
Gerry Atric
Willy Nilly
Mike Rowe Penis
Al G. Bloom
Female
Tess the Rainbow
Gladys Payday
Marge of Dimes
Perra Menopause
Jenny Say Quoi
Cyclospora Outbreak
