UAG

DoorDash Photography Entry

Protip for DoorDashers: When taking a photo of the delivered food, avoid using a flash so you don't capture the terrifying eyes of the resident's scary but harmless dog in the window:

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain Socialism and Democratic Socialism

"Great question... Ahh... UGGGH!... A socialist, in the traditional sense, is... *gasp*....an adherent of socialism... can't... ... Socialism is a state-controlled economy... wait... in which the state... oww ow ow ow...  controls the means of production (factories, offices, resources, and firms).  FUCK... Democratic socialists... yikes... believe strongly in democracy and democratic principles... No, not that... They are by no means proponents of.. ah... ahh... uh... authoritarian government systems... *chokes*  ...many Americans associate socialism with. .and... um, fundamentally anti-capitalist ... Cough... agh... agh..." *dies*

UAG

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Andrew Gall

I'm so surprised this never occurred to me before.

KAW! Finds Its Perch On the EADJ Crappinuum

"KAW!" was the 27th(!) awful film reviewed on the EADJ Crappinema, which is fitting since 27 is not a special number, and this movie sure as shit wasn't, either.

Our initial fears that "KAW!" would simply be "Vipers" with wings were thankfully put to rest- "KAW!" managed to be awful and unenjoyable on its own terms. I'm just glad I didn't lose all of the screenshots and have to watch that damn movie twice.

Click to enlarge:

Oh, yeah. Still trying to bug Tom Weingard about his review of this film. Remind me to remind him.

Spotted In Jersey

Proof you can love rough sex AND Jesus.

UAG

No one's in the office.

But to prove our commitment to you, our beloved obsessed reader, we're posting an entry anyways.

Joel eats dick! There!

(pictured above, the difference between an A cup and a D cup: a nerf football)