Some New Documentaries To Watch On The Documentaries Channel

Previous documentaries entry here.

The launch of the Documentaries Channel has been a rousing success! People are watching fewer scripted and reality shows to curl up with a good ol' piece of stylized, biased non-journalism set to foreboding music! Here now are the latest offerings from the Documentaries Channel, streaming today:

• The History of the "You Got Something On Your Shirt" Gag and Why It Endures

• Roles That Eric Roberts Actually Turned Down

• Wind: What Is It?

• Why Lesbians Seem To Love The Whack-A-Mole Arcade Game

• "You: What The Fuck Is Your Problem?" An Expose

• Buskers Whose Music We Stole To Score Our Documentary On Buskers

• The Definitive History of Rashes

• Robodoc, the Documentary of Robocop. Oh, you think I'm kidding?

• Remote Learning and How Schoolyard Bullies Are Adjusting

• How TikTok Dances Contribute To Global Warming

• Three Guys Named Jeff Who Have Worked At a Medieval Times

A Fairly Close Typographical Match?

Okay, not a perfect match. But enough to be worth noting.

Whatever, man.

EADJ Super-Sneak Peek with Kathy

Hello. I'm Kathy, administrator and blogmaster of Eat A Dick Joel. Although I work mainly behind the scenes at this website, maintaining it and doing lots of administrative work (ugh, paperwork!), I am stepping out from "behind the curtain" just this once to tell you about some blog entry ideas that didn't quite make the cut.

Lots of these are still under development and may actually see the light of day, so here's what you MAY have to look forward to (crossing fingers!):

• Pube or Strand of Wire?
• Microwave Heckler- a segment where we heckle the instructions to your favorite microwavable food items
• EADJ "Feel My Balls"- pretty self explanatory
• Let's Dial a Random eBay Auction Number Into the Phone and See Who Answers!
• Parts of a Vagina- a non-snarky, serious look into female anatomy
• EADJ Concierge Hassle- we call a fancy hotel concierge, pretending to be a guest, and order a hooker. When the hooker arrives, we have sex with them. Hilarious!
• Slipping a Hard Taco Into a Stranger's Pocket and Then Punching It- video segment
• What Is the Deal With Booger Glue? (A 14 Part Series)
• Bryan Dixon Writes Angry Letters To Large Corporations
• The Wolfman Decrees
• EADJ "Falcon Crest" Fan Fiction Corner


Stay tuned to EADJ, and keep your eye out for any of these fantastic new blog entries! Or not.

No one's in the office.

But to prove our commitment to you, our beloved obsessed reader, we're posting an entry anyways.

Joel eats dick! There!

(pictured above, the difference between an A cup and a D cup: a nerf football)