The Grammys!

Tonight, CBS presents the 408th Annual Grammys, celebrating the best in music for 2023-2024.

featuring performances by:

Hecklerlog

Sponch Deluxe

Gabby Filagree

Könsommé

1040-EZ & the Auditors

The Walter Grant Simonson, Jr. Auditory Adventure Explosion

Whack

At the Cusp of Employment

HAGGADAGGALAGGAYAGGA

Open Mic Night (which a very confusing band name for bookings)

Yuri & Abidemi Hate You

The ProofrEADJer: March Edition

Meanwhile, in Joliet:

Wait a minute. I thought this one misspelled "PUTIN" but realized it's correct. And better.

Wait, which is the UNSWEET END? PUT IT IN – *RUMP

Dear Dunkin/Baskin Robbins

Stop. Just stop.

You're trying way too hard and just embarrassing yourself. For the sake of both your brands, just stick with what you do best and leave the weird shit to the food trucks.