More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"I know I'm an unreliable witness, being a moonshine distiller and all, but I did see 'em."

"Would I like to go steady? Charles! I think this is happening too fast! Just yesterday we were almost holding hands on my aunt's front porch!"

"What was that thing called again? It's a fish salad dish... starts with an S or a C... Saville? Saviche? Cravitz?"

"Wow, this documentary kept promising it was longer."

"You called it a hiatus. A hiatus doesn't last 6 years, Leslie!"

"Yes, I am a fashion illustrator. I draw handsome men for magazines. Draw nudes? Where's the money in that?"

Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"Tell me it's past my bedtime NOW!"

"Eek! You know, this counts as sexual assault, right?"

"And now, through the magic of dance, the Cirque du Soleil dancers will demonstrate how LASIK works!"

"You're from the gutter. Just like me. We stink."

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AMC would like you to join their Stubs Rewards program. How badly? Well, they've partnered with a ton of co-sponsors to bring you the hottest, latest exclusive perks if you JOIN NOW! Here are the latest benefits you can enjoy as an AMC Stubs member:

• The guy at Dunkin will show you his hilarious dick tattoo

• Everyone at the Hair Cuttery will discuss movies with you, no matter how boring you are

• Free large popcorn with purchase of the entire AMC theatre

• The local car dealership will let you take a "test drive" to the part of town that has prostitutes

• Access to exclusive AMC gummy worms in commemorative collectible box

• If anyone slaps the phone out of your hand for texting during a movie, we will let you fight back

• Free golf cart ride to the bathroom waaaay over on the other side of the theatre

• Free commas ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

• If any big name Hollywood celebrities show up to watch a movie, we'll let you sit behind them so you can smell their hair

• Free unpopped popcorn kernels- all you can carry home!

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