AMC would like you to join their Stubs Rewards program. How badly? Well, they've partnered with a ton of co-sponsors to bring you the hottest, latest exclusive perks if you JOIN NOW! Here are the latest benefits you can enjoy as an AMC Stubs member:
• The guy at Dunkin will show you his hilarious dick tattoo
• Everyone at the Hair Cuttery will discuss movies with you, no matter how boring you are
• Free large popcorn with purchase of the entire AMC theatre
• The local car dealership will let you take a "test drive" to the part of town that has prostitutes
• Access to exclusive AMC gummy worms in commemorative collectible box
• If anyone slaps the phone out of your hand for texting during a movie, we will let you fight back
• Free golf cart ride to the bathroom waaaay over on the other side of the theatre
• Free commas ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
• If any big name Hollywood celebrities show up to watch a movie, we'll let you sit behind them so you can smell their hair
• Free unpopped popcorn kernels- all you can carry home!
