More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"I know I'm an unreliable witness, being a moonshine distiller and all, but I did see 'em."

"Would I like to go steady? Charles! I think this is happening too fast! Just yesterday we were almost holding hands on my aunt's front porch!"

"What was that thing called again? It's a fish salad dish... starts with an S or a C... Saville? Saviche? Cravitz?"

"Wow, this documentary kept promising it was longer."

"You called it a hiatus. A hiatus doesn't last 6 years, Leslie!"

"Yes, I am a fashion illustrator. I draw handsome men for magazines. Draw nudes? Where's the money in that?"

25 Days of Hallmark Movies, Day 17: "Christmas On Honeysuckle Lane" Starring Alicia Witt

Having starred in a number of Hallmark Christmas movies (The Mistletoe Inn, Christmas List, A Snow Globe Christmas, A Very Merry Mix-Up, Christmas at Cartwright's, and I'm Not Ready For Christmas), Alicia Witt is one of the reigning actresses of the holiday cheese log genre. "Christmas On Honeysuckle Lane" is her latest entry in the scoreboard, which is probably the kindest thing I can say about it. This one was brutal– halfway through, I was hoping it was the end.

Romance Factor: 4 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 6 out of 10

Overall Rating: 5 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 01:21:18

The ProofrEADJer: Special Convenient Edition

Ladies and gentlemen, the hardest word in the English language to spell, according to signs in stores: