Spotted at a Fine Retail Store in Jersey

A "watch-Daddy-take-a-shit" seat in the bathroom stall.




Precious moments.

Halfway Through A Shit Sandwich

With "Midnight Bayou" and "High Noon" under the belt, we're only 2 more god-awful Lifetime Nora Roberts romance TV movies away from not watching any more Lifetime Nora Roberts romance TV movies. Next up: "Tribute" starring Brittany Murphy (I hear she's crazy) and one of the Old Navy mannequins. Since we did miss the Lifetime broadcast of "Northern Lights," starring LeeAnn Rimes and WhotheFuck AreTheseLeadingMen, we just might have to purchase it on iTunes to catch up.

Stay tuned!

Another Imagined Conversation.

"Pablo!"
"Yes, Trujillo?"
"We-a should advertise-a our feta cheese!"
"Hey, that's-a good idea! How do we that-a?"
"We give-a some money to my Uncle Giuseppe!"
"What-a does your Uncle Giuseppe do? He do-a advertising?"
"He knows a guy-a who works for Max-a Racks-a!"
"Those free postcards-a? Yes, what better way-a to advertise our fine feta cheese-a by talking to people in restaurants-a!"
"That's-a what I was-a thinking!"
"But what if the Max-a Racks-a card rack-a is near the bathroom-a? Or worse, over a urinal-a in a shitty barbecue-a place on Third Avenue-a? That would reflect-a poorly on our product-a."
"Relax, Trujillo! What-a are the chances of that-a?"

Let's Gamble the EADJ Mail Sack's Life Savings Away on Keno!

Submitted by John Reid, a photo that we cannot accept due to the fact that EADJ has retired the whole Curlz MT bit:


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Submitted by Emily Kane via email:

Actual phone conversation had by me and sander earlier today…

Me: we’re eating in the Kriv

Sander: you’re eating the Kriv? like, the Curlz sign?

Me: yeah.

Me: …

Me: i wonder what Curlz MT tastes like.


Sadly, we cannot accept this entry, either.

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Submitted by Jessica, an IM convo between her and Suz:


Here is the EADJ post they're talking about.
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Submitted by Ranee Wu via IM: