So you think you're tough, puns? You think your play on words makes you special? I'll show you who's tough. I'm the toughest there is. You've never seen a tougher sonofabitch than me.
*cracks knuckles*
"Holmes for the holiday?" You mean to tell me you released this movie on Christmas just so you could use that stupid pun? Gimme a break. C'mere.
*grabs pun by the hair, snaps neck*
I really feel sorry for you sons of bitches who think you got a shot against me. You think you're clever, but you're not. I'm laughing not because you're funny, but because you're pathetic.
*spins pun around, breaks arm, snaps neck*
Get the fuck out of here. Are you even trying?
*snaps neck*
Okay. Lucky shot. You got a good hit in there.
*wipes blood off bottom lip*That's not gonna happen again.
*knees pun in the groin, sexually harasses it, snaps neck*
I get it. It's a market. So they put "market on your calendar." Real cute. But not cute enough.
*grabs pun by the neck, spins it around, feels its boobs, puts his tongue between the boobs, snaps neck*
Sure, there's a lot of you, but I can handle it. Come at me!
*seizes pun by the boobs, spins it against a wall, feels the boobs, spins it around, slaps its ass with his dick, snaps neck*
You just don't learn, do you? You're all a bunch of losers!
*sits on the floor, plays with flaccid penis, weeps, snaps own neck*
