The ProofrEADJer: May Edition

Kickstarter's Funded and Failed Projects, 2021

The following Kickstarter campaigns were the most successful crowdfunding campaigns of 2021:

• GUUS: the cell phone for geese

• Reshoes: shoes made from recycled shoes

• Yeatstinguisher: a one-of-a-kind extinguisher that puts out fires with the poetry of William Butler Yeats

• Teeny-beerer: whimsical working party keg for teenagers

• Kickstarter Scam: the Board Game- simulates you screwing people over with bogus Kickstarter campaigns

The following Kickstarter campaigns were the least successful crowdfunding campaigns of 2021:

• The Asimov Foundation: sci-fi makeup that makes your skin resemble that of the legendary Isaac Asimov

• Cumbucha

• Leafbeaters: vegan tank tops

• Hipster money clip #4,833,928

• Remote controlled toupee

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

You okay, bro? You don't looks so good, bro.

That's no way to greet the caterer, Flo.

With all those credit cards, you think Kingg Bucc could afford a more recent MacBook.

Just in case you were wondering what your AT&T Wireless customer service rep looks like.

Wait, who buried her in those clothes to begin with?

"Predator, you are the father."

South Park is still around after 24 seasons, so yeah, this is still good.

What the... Don't change it; it's perfect.

So that's what you can buy at an Aldi.

One pierced ear was the gateway drug to this.