Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"¿Qué paso mi branto?"

"I don't think I'll go on a date with him again. He was so handsy."

"If he becomes a Smosh necessarily before something else happens, we'd use the future anterior or future perfect tense: He will have been a Smosh by the time they became assistant coaches."

"Good morning, Satan."

"Good morning, girls. Today's lesson is about payday loans and pharmaceutical companies."

"I could go for either French or Chinese for dinner."

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