A Short History of Office Floor Plans

1) Everyone gets offices.

2) Some people get offices. Lesser workers get cubicles in the middle.

3. OPEN FLOOR PLAN. Everyone in cubicles. Only rooms are conference rooms.

4. Open floor plan with stupid pods for when people need to concentrate. Ping pong table to distract from the fact that it's all a waking hellscape now.

5. ALL REMOTE WORKING. Yaaaaay! 🖕

Does That Make Me Pathmark? Does That Make Me Pathmark? Does That Make Me Pathmark? Possibly

Here Is Something You Can't Understand, How I Can Just Racist Appliances

Coming Soon To The EADJ Crappinema: "Frankenhood"

Sergei's Eisenstein's "Battleship Potemkin," or simply "Potemkin," has been a landmark of cinema since its release in 1924. Eisenstein pioneered a dynamic, virile and consciously expressionistic style of editing, now known as montage, that according to many reinvented cinema and defined it as autonomous art. Through juxtaposition, rhythm of cuts and the sheer scale of the Russian uprising depicted, "Potemkin" stands as a monument of technical and artistic achievement in film.

"Frankenhood" is probably not "Potemkin."

EADJ New York Fashion Corner

It's see-through leggings over a thong that can really ruin the look of a tanktop/bra strap combo.


Note: If someone who's never met you can pick you out of a crowd just from the description "match-matchy dandy," you're doing something wrong.


Worst witness protection program ever.


Gareth was thinking two things:
1) Do I want a large or medium Pepsi?
2) What are the chances of my penis fitting inside a horseshoe crab?


See, even white boys can be idiot thugs, too.


Look, if you insist on telling the world how much you love weed, don't be surprised if you get your shit searched by cops at every turnstile.


That's not mesh; it just used to be a medium sweater.


If you paid full price for a bra, you better damn well show it off by wearing one of those vented blouses with holes in the back.

NOTE: That just might be a nursing blouse on backwards. Who knows.


Boots have shoelaces. Collar shirts have buttons. So you can't possibly be expected to also work a fly zipper and a belt buckle ON THE SAME DAY.


It's odd how out of place you look with a fez when you're not driving a miniature car.


Best witness protection program ever.


♪ Dance your cares away (clap clap)
Worry's for another day
Let the music play(clap clap)
Down in Fraggle Rock ♫

Coming Soon To the EADJ Crappinema: "Dead Awake"

"Death Is Only The Beginning." Apparently it captures the essence of the movie so well, the producers saw fit to slap in on both the front and back of the DVD.

I knew this was an EADJ Crappinema contender when I read "Dylan is transformed by supernatural forces."

Hope you've got thick skin, Nick Stahl.