Some More Perks of the Whole AMC Stubs Thingamajiggy

Have you gotten your AMC Stubs Rewards card yet? No? Well, now's a good time, because AMC has partnered with some great sponsors to bring you even more benefits when you go the movies as a Stubs member! Here are the latest new perks:

• Free dung for your dung beetles at home

• Sly look of "yeah, he's in the In Crowd" from our knowing staff

• Racism will be over

• If you manage to sit through the latest "Fast and Furious" movie, we'll let you write the next one.

• Free game of bowling at any AMC Bowling Lanes (there are no AMC Bowling Lanes. Psych!)

• We'll let you have unprotected sex with Barry. He's a freak like that.

• Free large soda refill that makes you go pee so you miss more of the movie

• Free customizable seat armrests. Put your elbow on Elsa!

• Free Spanish conquistador helmet. Not sure how we got these but there are a lot of them.

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What Dave Levy Lev'd Behind 2

Beth thinks she's a creative.

You Can Do It!

(pictured above: The TV Guide group. Not pictured: Travis, David, Scott Peterson, a creative brief or a sense of direction.)