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A reminder, bonsai trees are known to be small. Something to think about before showing up at the club in a pair of those. Also, Japanese men might try to approach you with tiny clippers out of habit.

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Some More Unused, Terrible Porn Names

We know what you're up to- you ran away from home to become a porn star in the Valley, right? Right. But along with implants and a haircut, you're gonna need a porn name. Here are a few unused ones that we had lying around because they suck. Help yourself to any of them, and good luck!

HER:

Fürry Elise
Tara Firma (that’s actually a pretty good one)
Anna Lizethis
Annie Leibodicks
Butter Emails
Amber Alert
Daphnetly Infected


HIM:

Broccoli Rob
Non Cum-pete Claus (Christmas only)
Unexpected Item In Bagging Area
Sal Ami
Wee Willie Winkie
Les Miseraballs

A List of Things Kanye West Would Probably Not Like Based On Past Reactions To Things He Doesn't Like

• fluorescent golf balls

• the whole Elf On The Shelf thing

• elements with no stable isotopes in the Periodic Table of Elements

• Nerf

• the famous park bench scene in "Good Will Hunting"

• Rudyard Kipling's poem Gunga Din

• staying at a Marriott

• Weird Al doing a parody of one of his songs

• The Houston Oilers "Derrick Dolls" cheerleaders

• work of any kind

• anonymity

• humility

• keeping his opinions to himself

• the gradient tool in Photoshop

• making a puppet by markering a face on your hand

• any books about farts, farting or flatulence

• Gaston from "Beauty and the Beast"