The ProofrEADJer: October Edition

A List of Things Kanye West Would Probably Not Like Based On Past Reactions To Things He Doesn't Like

• fluorescent golf balls

• the whole Elf On The Shelf thing

• elements with no stable isotopes in the Periodic Table of Elements

• Nerf

• the famous park bench scene in "Good Will Hunting"

• Rudyard Kipling's poem Gunga Din

• staying at a Marriott

• Weird Al doing a parody of one of his songs

• The Houston Oilers "Derrick Dolls" cheerleaders

• work of any kind

• anonymity

• humility

• keeping his opinions to himself

• the gradient tool in Photoshop

• making a puppet by markering a face on your hand

• any books about farts, farting or flatulence

• Gaston from "Beauty and the Beast"

20 More Things That Are Cuter Than Ariana Grande

In an earlier segment back in 2014, we told you how Ariana Grande presents herself as the most adorable doe-eyed singing, blushing baby cat on the planet, but over a year has passed, and it's time to add to the list. (Do keep in mind that as Ariana gets older, this list will grow really fast.)

Here's the latest list of stuff cuter than Ariana Grande, much to her adorable dismay:

1. lobsters with booties on their feet

2. midgets dressed like Frankenstein

3. happy ducklings with little top hats on

4. Bing trying to convince you that it's a successful search engine

5. the way Anthony Hopkins says "cunt"

6. a cartoon whistle

7. a cat trying to eat a taco

8. those little chimneys that stick out of port-a-johns

9. twins sneezing

10. that old flying toaster screensaver

11. blooper reels

12. old men wearing rugby shirts

13. mice getting married

14. Godzooky

15. cake toppers

16. Taylor Swift (oooh burn!)

17. yogurt bites

18. college-age testicles

19. Welsh corgis

20. Manowar's second album Into Glory Ride (1983)