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Wednesday, October 17, 2012
What The "Plus" Means In Many Store Names
Awards Plus
"Plus" = the nagging feeling that you could have done better in the three-legged race.
T-Shirts Plus
"Plus" = pit stains, quick-fading graphics and denial of admission into nightclubs.
Best Western Plus
"Plus" = bed bugs and cum on the ceiling
Wigs & Plus
"Plus" is redundant here with the ampersand. Like who talks like that. Here "plus" stands for the waning popularity of the recording artist Pink even though she currently has several songs on the Top 40 charts.
Dollar Plus & Convenience Store
Another redundancy- putting "plus" after the ampersand is no improvement. "Plus" here stands for unenthusiastic service from a teenager on her cell phone.
Shuttle Bus Plus
"Plus" = pus
Friday, September 28, 2012
Two Facebook Messages
To Eva Cunningham: No thanks. I'm pretty sure you're a pornstar/spammer. Fuck off.
To Katie Holmes: Hi. It's nice to see you're back on the market. It must have been a really emotional, difficult divorce. But glad to see you back on your feet, ready to meet new people. But no thanks. I'm married already.
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