EADJ Presents: Where Are They Now?

Smiley Gripper parlayed his short NFL career into becoming one of the most recognizable hosts on TV. The 300 lb. former running back has been the brilliant cohost of "The Voice" for three seasons and counting.

Author Sumo Mandarins is back after a 10 year hiatus from writing. This time, Mandarins tackles the trendy "Romantasy" genre and turns it on its head, spoofing both the romance and fantasy genres with a surprising tale about a man with a dachshund head falling in love with a purple horned woman who works at the space DMV. Classic Mandarins!

Michelin star acclaimed sous-chef Ropa Elegante dropped from public view after the chicken tartare incident in 2015. She currently breeds miniature buffalo in North Dakota under the alias "Flap Gracious."

Fiisto Coucha was one of the foremost mixed martial artists in the early 2010s but quickly disappeared in shame after a dummy leg was discovered in his locker room at Rumblecage 2012. Coucha now sells powdered breakfast shakes on his website couchashake.net.

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Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week Of November 27

What, this again? This fake bullshit entry where we pretend that these are actual hashtags that people have refused to use on Twitter, so then we're offering them for the reading public to use in their own insipid tweets? Yep.

#ottertits

#stripperdick

#skoalcasserole

#harmonicalewinski

#makingabongoutofajoint

#wherethefuckisthataltarboy

#willyoubemineKateGosselin

#hewongetoveritiamagoodperson

#dumpingcomcastfortimewarner

#shittingfrommydeerstandandlovingit

Cease & Desist, or This Is Starting To Happen Too Often

EADJ was recently contacted by certain parties who were contacted by certain parties that distribute microwavable meals in vending machines and weren't too happy about the previous week's entries, which included imagery of a dog crapping ground beef and Charlton Heston making out with an ape drenched in pesto. EADJ was kindly asked to remove the entries, which we graciously and heroically have. EADJ stresses that the removed entries were the opinion of EADJ alone and not the unmentioned company where the machines are located.

Interestingly enough, although the company where these machines were located was never named, the certain parties recognized the space. EADJ has removed the entries and all photos associated with the certain parties and instead has replaced them with this photo of the boy band Youngstown:


This marks the second time EADJ has even been noticed by anybody other than Andrew Gall.