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Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Due to contract changes or whatever the shit, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Hulu this week:

• Amazon Prime: A Netflix Original

• Naked Catholic Mass

• We Recreate "Stranger Things" Using Stranger Things Merchandise

• Piano Wire: A Pianist/Assassin Weighs In

• Turducken: A Show Within A Show Within A Show

• Jaws 1, 3, and 5

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Hulu this week: 

• Jaws 2. 4 and 6

• Foolish Beach: The Unauthorized Debbie Gibson Biography, In Bikinis

• Everything I Did To Your Mother Last Night

• Let's See If This Flushes

• Cooking With The Brönte Sisters

• Furry News

• Bitch, Fleas (a pet grooming show)

• Toddlers React To A Bad Smell

No Sleep Till Brooklyn

Pictured below, a brand new mattress gets ruined by a homicide of some kind. Or either I've been hit by a shrink ray, and that's a regular sized maxipad.



Incidentally, this was on the same street that I spotted that rap video being taped. Just sayin'.

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto with How To Winterize Your Car

To keep your vehicle in good working order this winter, get the right kind of oil change. The oil used should have the right viscosity, or thickness, for your vehicle at this time of year. Oil tends to thicken as it gets colder, and if it’s too thick it won’t do the best job of keeping your engine lubricated.

Speaking of thick, one time in Great Neck some guy had this really obese girl as a prom date and it ended up ruining my shocks. I'm not trying to be mean, but lose some weight, Missy!

You Might Not Want To Read This Entry Today. Or Ever.

EADJ WARNING: The following entry can be considered NSFW. And even if it were considered SFW, you might not want to read it if you just ate or were thinking about eating. Or even if you hadn't eaten yet and you weren't planning on eating soon, you STILL might not want to read this entry, because its subject matter might be a little much for your sensibilities. And for those of you who are thinking, "Man, this is an awful lot of build-up for an entry that probably isn't even all that shocking or gross or off-color," let this caveat be your last warning. Serious. This isn't going to be pretty.

So the other month I had to rent a U-Haul in New Jersey. The U-Haul place was out in the middle of nowhere, and I had just driven a good hour and a half to reach that town (Heightstown). A very nice middle-aged lady was working the counter and was the only one there.


Before she started to draft up all the paperwork for my U-Haul rental, I asked her if I could use their bathroom. She pleasantly said yes and indicated a door behind the counter. I walked in and THIS is what I saw (click to enlarge):


Yay! Somebody forgot to flush.

What I live with every day.

Spotted at the Grand Central Station platform: real or fake blood?

On one hand, it was Halloween night. Then again, it's New York.

SCANDAL ROCKS THE CHICKEN BUCKET!!!!

News vans and reporters are scrambling in front of 225 North Michigan upon hearing that the "FUN PAGES: Draw The Rest of Brad's Body" contest held recently at the Chicken Bucket has been blown wide open with scandal. The fallout: hurt feelings, lost friendships, a lawsuit, and a divorce.

The contest was launched several weeks ago at the request of Ayana, who felt that "it was time for something to go up there." A simple template featuring Brad Harvey's head was made and the contest was announced. Within hours, the Chicken Bucket had been papered with entries, and Phil May had been invited to judge on December 5.

As the deadline approached, May suggested that maybe he shouldn't judge, as he had submitted his own entry! May's entry was balled up and thrown at him, but he was still invited to judge. By now an announcement had been posted by the entries: "The winner receives a free lunch with Brad Harvey, courtesy of Brad Harvey."

Phil May judged and picked a winner, and a ribbon was hung on the winning entry:


Lauren Fontinel and Suzie Caravella had worked together on the winning entry and not surprisingly, expected a free lunch from Brad Harvey. But as days passed, their elation turned into concern. Concern turned into regret. Regret into anger.

Brad had yet to take them out to lunch.

Brad eventually revealed that the entire contest did not have his blessing. He felt that he had been pressured into taking TWO winners to a contest he didn't even know about. His argument: he was out of town or something.


Undaunted by Brad's refusal, Fontinel allegedly took matters into her own hands, applying more pressure to claim her prize. She tacked a note onto the contest invitation: "Where's my free lunch Brad?'

Brad's terse response: "Up your butt Lauren."

In addition to the judging flap and the unresolved prize scandal, the contest has strangely taken on a life of its own. Weeks after the contest was judged, mysterious entries continue to be submitted:

What this means for the two current scandals is unknown. Do people still think they can win a free lunch from Brad? Is Brad taunting the girls? Why did he call them "Lunch-hungry sluts who can swab my nicotine-stained taint?" And who the fuck put THIS up?


Lives shattered. Questions unanswered. Families broken. More to come.