The Latest New Perks of an AMC Stubs Membership

AMC's signature Stubs rewards program has been so successful, and this week they've added even more perks for customers. Current and new AMC Stubs card members can enjoy these latest benefits:

• Free to use cot for when your spouse throws you out of the house

• Free tub of gross Oreo popcorn concoction that we can't even give away

• Free Cybertruck (but you can't give it back to us)

• Personalized seat posture analysis and critique from Lady Madeline Kurgien

• Access to our "baby crying room" which is actually the broom closet

• We will not cause the police if your crew starts some shit with another crew if none of them are AMC Stubs members

 

Spotted at an Arcade

Oh sure. It's a TOKEN machine, so it's gotta be black, right?

The ProofrEADJer: March Edition

A Staggeringly Terrible Choice For a Visual

Someone picked the absolute worst image for this sign's message. 🦠

UAG

The Latest New Guests For Next Week's VidCon

This year's VidCon, the world's foremost forum for content creators and influencers, opens next week. Here are the latest scheduled guests: 

• Rob Squad Reactions will react to their own reaction videos, creating a black hole in spacetime

• Couple vloggers Munro and Ciati will cheat on each other in simulcast streams

• OVERALLS STUD will shed his overalls persona to talk about the hardship of creating overalls videos

• A giant LIKE button will be displayed at the center of the convention center, and people can pay $10 to SMASH it

• A.I. girlfriend programmer Rand Strougher reveals what his creations' turn-ons and turn-offs are

The ProofrEADJer: End of February Edition