AMC's signature Stubs rewards program has been so successful, and this week they've added even more perks for customers. Current and new AMC Stubs card members can enjoy these latest benefits:
• Free to use cot for when your spouse throws you out of the house
• Free tub of gross Oreo popcorn concoction that we can't even give away
• Free Cybertruck (but you can't give it back to us)
• Personalized seat posture analysis and critique from Lady Madeline Kurgien
• Access to our "baby crying room" which is actually the broom closet
• We will not cause the police if your crew starts some shit with another crew if none of them are AMC Stubs members
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